Sponge Bath

Hook:
Who has played around all day and is all dirty
Sponge Bath No Pants
Who is only waiting for you to join me
Sponge Bath No Pants
Who needs to strip down and get all cleaned up
Sponge Bath No Pants
Who needs to get washed so he can fuck
Sponge Bath No Pants

Verse 1:
Let’s poke around in the dark, dim the lights
I have more hits than a porn website
Cause when we’re exploring, I feel freer
If you roll the lemon the juice comes out easier
Lather up with soap and shampoo
Take it slow, I want to dampen you
Wash it off with baby oil and dry it with your tongue
Restrain me with some bondage to make it more fun

Hook:
Who has played around all day and is all dirty
Sponge Bath No Pants
Who is only waiting for you to join me
Sponge Bath No Pants

Chorus:
Don’t know if I should mount you or eat you, you’re like a fish
I will be your nurse, time for a sponge bath
You ask one finger or two, I say I’ll use my whole fist
My big ferocious dinosaur will tear you up, feel its wrath
Taking a sponge bath is first on my to do list
Divide your legs and multiply is simple bathroom math
You’ve got me chubby like checker, babe let’s do the twist
They call us corny and horny, so let’s take a sponge bath

Verse 2:
Be sure to have a good grip before starting the exercise
Hot steam makes objects appear bigger than actual size
I am looking forward to tonight’s gourmet feast
Hot fudge, whipped cream, cherries, save me a piece
Some people say I’m gifted, some say I’m a machine
Even in the shower, the way we fool around is not clean
You like it at the top, you rise to the challenge
Cause there’s some heavy breathing when you bathe me with a sponge

Hook:
Who needs to strip down and get all cleaned up
Sponge Bath No Pants
Who needs to get washed so he can fuck
Sponge Bath No Pants

Chorus:
Don’t know if I should mount you or eat you, you’re like a fish
I will be your nurse, time for a sponge bath
You ask one finger or two, I say I’ll use my whole fist
My big ferocious dinosaur will tear you up, feel its wrath
Taking a sponge bath is first on my to do list
Divide your legs and multiply is simple bathroom math
You’ve got me chubby like checker, babe let’s do the twist
They call us corny and horny, so let’s take a sponge bath

Verse 3:
If it’s not at the right height, try another slot
No other way to describe this but hot (S)
Use the lotion to give me a rub
Too many cooks in the kitchen, too many lovers in the tub (P)
Give me something I won’t soon forget
They say slippery when wet (O)
You have the skills of a prostitute
Bathe me, crave me, in my birthday suit (N)
Cause you got me feeling like a frat boy
And I got you feeling like a chew toy (G)
I know that I’ll be getting lucky
You can squeeze me like your rubber ducky (E)
Bath, Bath, Bath, Bath
S-P-O-N-G-E
Bath, Bath, Bath
B-A-T-H
Bath, Bath

Chorus:
Don’t know if I should mount you or eat you, you’re like a fish
I will be your nurse, time for a sponge bath
You ask one finger or two, I say I’ll use my whole fist
My big ferocious dinosaur will tear you up, feel its wrath
Taking a sponge bath is first on my to do list
Divide your legs and multiply is simple bathroom math
You’ve got me chubby like checker, babe let’s do the twist
They call us corny and horny, so let’s take a sponge bath

Hook:
Who has played around all day and is all dirty
Sponge Bath No Pants
Who is only waiting for you to join me
Sponge Bath No Pants
Who needs to strip down and get all cleaned up
Sponge Bath No Pants
Who needs to get washed so he can fuck
Sponge Bath No Pants