Slinky

Verse 1:
If you ever look at me again
I’ll throw darts at your face
I hope someone misuses you
and gets you bent out of shape
You go round and round in circles
and you keep coming back
I believed you once
but now I won’t fall for that

Chorus:
The only people that even like you
Are little kids
And that’s because you put on a fake smile
and they don’t know about this
I would tell them ‘bout the real you
but they don’t know what a slut is
That’s why I threw you down the stairs
and I walked out the door
Wish that I don’t see you again
and stuff you in a drawer
‘Cause you’re just like a slinky
The way you go back and forth

Bridge:
S, Slinky
L, Linky
I, Inky
N, Ninky
K, Kinky
Y, Yinky
S-Slinky

Verse 2:
You’re just a tool
You’re not even a toy
I never loved you
I loved your sicky-sweet decoy
You can’t bounce back
Despite the spring in your step
If you want your stuff back
I’ll be sure to get rid of it

Chorus:
The only people that even like you
Are little kids
And that’s because you put on a fake smile
and they don’t know about this
I would tell them ‘bout the real you
but they don’t know what a slut is
That’s why I threw you down the stairs
and I walked out the door
Wish that I don’t see you again
and stuff you in a drawer
‘Cause you’re just like a slinky
The way you go back and forth

Bridge:
S, Slinky
L, Linky
I, Inky
N, Ninky
K, Kinky
Y, Yinky
S-Slinky

Verse 3:
You stretch yourself across so many men
and when get what you want and move on from them
You just meddle around
Without thinking
You can’t settle down
I hate that slinky

Chorus:
The only people that even like you
Are little kids
And that’s because you put on a fake smile
and they don’t know about this
I would tell them ‘bout the real you
but they don’t know what a slut is
That’s why I threw you down the stairs
and I walked out the door
Wish that I don’t see you again
and stuff you in a drawer
‘Cause you’re just like a slinky
The way you go back and forth

Bridge:
S, Slinky
L, Linky
I, Inky
N, Ninky
K, Kinky
Y, Yinky
S-Slinky

Bridge:
S, Slinky
L, Linky
I, Inky
N, Ninky
K, Kinky
Y, Yinky
S-Slinky
S-S-S-S-S-S-Slinky